so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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