Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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