Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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