If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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