you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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