i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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