She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I am spending my child support on dildos
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
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