Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
You are the jesus of drinking
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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