This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
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I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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