i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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