How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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