And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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