And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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