We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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