I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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