Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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