Porn is love you can see.
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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