i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
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