she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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