woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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