He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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