Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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