before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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