For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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