In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Randomize
