There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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