just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Randomize
