I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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