bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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