Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
there was a trapeze. enough said
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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