For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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