Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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