My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
