just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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