Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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