just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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