I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
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