And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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