Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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