if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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