i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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