peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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