I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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