remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
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