he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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