we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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