he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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