cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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