I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
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