we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
ok first of all what the fuck
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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