woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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