Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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