She announced her abortion via fbk
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
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