So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
As shirtless as possible
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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