she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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